Nonsensical emails from my Boss (NFD) - 2

From: Betty@forwarders.com
Sent: 07 April 2009 20:42
To: NFD
Subject: Re: Order Management Process Flow JFDI Umbrella meeting

Its is clear to me that you are not exerting enough control over forces within your organization to not assume things that are not theirs.

It is either that or perhaps your addiction to crunchy sugar dough is something that must seriously be considered.

So actually, our contribution or lack thereof to your addiction to this deadly baked substance could be both positive and negative.

Please consider this view when discussing with said umbrellas and hatstands. I'm sure they'll advise likewise.

Sent from Betty's Blackberry


----- Original Message -----
From: "NFD" [nfd@jfdi.com]
Sent: 04/07/2009 05:21 PM GMT
To: Betty
Subject: Re: Order Management Process Flow JFDI Umbrella meeting

My prescribed therapy is actually to work at JFDI and to seek serious help from sources outside. Thank you for contributing to my well being, but I am still suffering from biscuititous notenufficus. Main symptom is a belief that fellow staff are eating them and not me!

Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone from Qtel

-----Original Message-----
From: Betty@forwarders.com
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 2009 17:26:19
To: NFD<nfd@jfdi.com>
Subject: Re: Order Management Process Flow JFDI Umbrella meeting


U really need serious help

Sent from Betty's Blackberry


----- Original Message -----
From: NFD [nfd@jfdi.com]
Sent: 04/07/2009 07:14 PM ZE3
To: Betty
Subject: RE: Order Management Process Flow JFDI Umbrella meeting


Hi Betty,

Apologies but the JFDI Umbrella is not available, have had quite a fruitful discussion with the JFDI Hatstand instead.

Please advise if there are other inanimate objects you would like me to talk to on your behalf.

Worried regards
Dr.NFD

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From: Betty@forwarders.com
Sent: 07 April 2009 12:52
To: SFH; MH; NFD
Subject: Order Management Process Flow

Team JFDI -

Attached is the flow that we agreed on today is the very basic flow of an order in the JFDI world.
(See attached file: JFDI ORDER FLOW.pdf)

What do we do now?

1st stage, 2nd stage, blah blah blah....

NFD - when you're ready to present this product/service to the JFDI umbrella, let me know. We'll be ready. We'll chat about a lunch day as well for the next 2 weeks.

Betty