I have asked Ninny to supply me with the attached every Sunday.
In anticipation of ‘the business’ checking our attendance records kindly start sticking your finger in and out when you are gracing us with your presence for the purpose of using petty cash for coffee etc and surfing the net to update Facebook and apply for jobs.
See attached excel frequency of fingering taking place on a daily basis.
Starting from the top analysis shows that:
· Some of us forget to finger in
· Some of us forget to finger out
· Some of us are not fingering at all - Mohammad see Ninny for re-training
· 3 people are awarded the Golden finger for last week for fingering in and out every day
· Some days there are two Ninny’s in attendance ?
· Insuff.D. means you do not have enough D. on that day.
Kindly finger in daily and finger out daily from today onwards and retrain your staff accordingly.
One way to help each other to remember to use the finger technique is to greet each other and saying goodbye to each other by sticking up one or two fingers to your colleagues depending on your country of origin.
If Finger scanning usage does not increase we will move to an alternative entry/exit scanner below.
Rgds Dr.Digit
# We have a finger scanner at the entrance/exit . Names have been changed for the obvious reason!
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